For 2025, we are returning to something we first tried two years ago — an interactive quiz based on the nearly three dozen movies that are part of our Christmas at the Movies rotation. Unlike the 2023 quizzes, which were based on seven different themes, this is a single quiz, with 35 questions asking you to identify the film from which a quote comes. In some cases, the film should be readily identifiable, as the quote encapsulates the film’s essence. In others, the quote is a notable aphorism spoken by one of the characters, but which relates to the film’s central theme. And in others, the quotation is a quirky bit of dialogue or repartee that makes us laugh every time we hear it. You will find a list of the 35 films at the bottom of this page.

The snappy dialogue made us think about the screenwriters who penned those distinctive lines that are essential to any film, as much as the actors and the directors who usually get most of the attention. I compiled a list of the writers for our 35 films and found some interesting and unexpected connections. Norman Krasna, who won an Oscar for his screenplay for Princess O’Rourke (1944), which he also directed, wrote the scripts for both Bachelor Mother and White Christmas. (He also wrote the script for the wonderful comedy, The Devil and Miss Jones.) Adele Comandini wrote the scripts for two very different films: Christmas in Connecticut and Beyond Tomorrow. Always looking for a Fred Astaire connection, I found she also helped write the script for Flying Down to Rio, the first film Fred did with Ginger Rogers.

Another pair of disparate holiday classics both came from the pen of Everett Freeman, who wrote It Happened on Fifth Avenue and Larceny, Inc. Frances Goodrich wrote the scripts for another unlikely pair of films: The Thin Man and It’s a Wonderful Life. I.A.L. Diamond, best known for his collaborations with Billy Wilder, wrote the script for Never Say Goodbye long before he did The Apartment.

Wilder, who began his career as a screenwriter, of course contributed to that masterful script of The Apartment as well as directing what is probably the best total film on our watchlist. There are several other screenplay/director combinations on our rotation and in our quotations quiz. Preston Sturges, who directed The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek, wrote the script for Remember the Night. George Seaton wrote the screenplay and directed Miracle on 34th Street. And Bill Forsyth both wrote and directed the quirkiest film on our list: Comfort and Joy.

So let’s honor the screenwriters with a quiz on their quirky Quistmas quotes. And if you take the quiz and get the highest score, we will send you a DVD with one our favorite films. Merry Christmas!

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CHRISTMAS MOVIE QUOTATIONS

Identify the classic holiday movie in which each of the following quotes appears.

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How can I stop him, sir, when I don’t know which way is Connecticut?

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring ... nothin' ... no action ... dullsville.

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Gratitude in most men is usually a secret desire to receive greater benefits.

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He's his brother's keeper, but he has too many brothers. He started with mine, and he's built up from there.

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Man: That girl you know, _______, she's one.
Woman: A witch?
Man: Yes.
Woman: You just never learned to spell

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Man #1: Santa Claus don’t drink.
Man #2: Oh no, why is he always falling down chimleys?

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I practice the law. I'm not only willing, but anxious, to sue anyone, anytime, for anything. I don't deal with spooks.  Your friend doesn’t need a lawyer, she’s need a medium.

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Just what I need … salt and pepper shakers. I’ve been living like a pig.

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She ain't in there. That joint's as empty as a sewing basket in a nudist camp.

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Woman: Have a chair.
Man: Thank you, I have one.

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Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don’t know what Christmas is all about.

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I always give too much to a lady.

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Every time I opened my mouth he talked. I felt like Charlie McCarthy.

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Let’s see what we’ve got here for the old bag. I mean in the old bag.

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I think people who like to smoke candy and listen to cigarettes will love it.

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Come to my room in a half hour... and bring some rye bread.

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A psychiatrist is a doctor to whom you tell things that you wouldn't tell your own mother - and if you did, she would have the common decency not to believe you.

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Man #1: You know what the three most exciting sounds in the world are?
Man #2: Uh huh. Breakfast is served; lunch is served; dinner…
Man #1: No, no, no, no. Anchor chains, plane motors and train whistles.

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By George, I’ve brought down the house.

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You better go before the boys get to work on your car. You’ll end up with a fridge in the back and a set of chimes.

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Of course he talks! Why, he can recite the first line of Gunga Din!

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This is a strange house: Money comes down, and walnuts go up.

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Woman: What are you going to give me? Suppose I don’t like it?
Man: You’ll have to keep them anyway, because the man at the aquarium says he won’t take them back.

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I thought you said you got winded easily. When I get winded, I can't talk.

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Woman #1: What is the company policy here for Christmas?
Woman #2: Anything goes, as long as you don't lock the door.

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How could a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?

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Promises, my dear lady, are the counterfeit currency that inferior people exact from each other when unsure of their own strength.

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Man #1: What ever happened to me anyway?
Man #2: You were too young and thoughtless... Success came too suddenly. And that woman ...
Man #1: She... She is gone?
Man #2: She had no soul at all to go on with

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But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington.

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My father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

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Woman: Well, I wish you’d drop in and look over my lingerie sometime.
Man: Well, you drop in sometime and look over my trunks.

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Tony: Glad to see you come in so regular, Mr. Walker. You know, I like to have your kind of folks. You might drop the word to your friends.
Mr. Walker: Tony, when my friends start coming here, I stop.

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You know there’s nothing as dangerous as a square shooter. If all men were like you, there wouldn’t be any nice girls left.

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Whatever he does is all right with me. If he wants to dream for a while, he can dream for a while, and if he wants to come back and sell peanuts, oh, how I'll believe in those peanuts!

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I don't read no papers, and I don't listen to radios either. I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber, and I don't have to read it.

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THE 35 HOLIDAY FILMS INCLUDED IN THE QUIZ

TITLEYEAR
And So They Were Married1936
The Apartment1960
Bachelor Mother1939
Bell, Book and Candle1959
Beyond Tomorrow1940
The Bishop's Wife1947
A Charlie Brown Christmas1965
The Cheaters1945
A Christmas Carol (1951)1951
Christmas Eve1947
Christmas in Connecticut1945
A Christmas Story1983
Comfort & Joy1984
Desk Set1957
Fitzwilly1967
Good Sam1948
The Great Rupert1950
Holiday1938
Holiday Affair1949
Holiday Inn1942
In Name Only1939
It Happened on 5th Avenue1947
It's a Wonderful Life1946
Larceny, Inc.1942
Lemon Drop Kid, The1951
The Man Who Came to Dinner1942
Meet John Doe1941
The Miracle of Morgan's Creek1943
Miracle on 34th Street1947
Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol1962
Never Say Goodbye1946
Remember the Night1940
The Shop Around the Corner1940
Thin Man, The1934
White Christmas1954